Slow news day, not to mention the crazy Robin Williams suicide… terrible.
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have split after 17 years of marriage, with Duchovny stating he wanted his “own ex-files”
In Morehead City, North Carolina a woman using a McDonald’s drive through found a swastika drawn on the inside of her bun using mustard. Investigators noted it simply part of McDonald’s new “Der Happy Meal”
The Bureau of Labor and statistics has recently reported that since WWII, men have been steadily leaving the work force. Many men, once losing their jobs, have simply decided to avoid work altogether, or be underemployed. In a related news story, heated battles for positions in Congress continue as the primaries approach us.