August 21st headlines

According to visa the tooth fairy is leaving less money under pillows this year. About 8 percent less this year than last. While some folks, mainly fathers, occasionally leave $20, the average is about $3.40. Wow! My mom used to leave me a quarter and my dad would just throw my tooth away and claim I just had a natural gap in my mouth.

Did you hear about windows 9 coming out? So is that a replacement for windows 98 cause that’s the last time I upgraded, Microsoft.

In response to US sanctions, Russia has closed down four McDonald’s in Moscow due to what they said we’re unsanitary conditions. Apparently the Borsch Mac had excessive hair in it.

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