With only needing 155 delegates from the remaining states, Hillary Clinton could lose each of the remaining states by a landslide and still receive enough votes for the nomination. That first part is known as the Cruz tactic.

In a tragic bit of irony, George W. Bush was the host of the Invictus Games, which allows wounded war veterans to compete in a host of sports.

Rodrigo Duterte, the bombastic mayor of a major southern city, won the support of his constituents after an incendiary campaign that projected him alternatively as an emancipator and a looming dictator.  No wait, that was Donald Trump.

Catherine Bradshaw, a professor and associate dean at the University of Virginia, wrote a recommendation to suspend zero-tolerance bullying policies, noting they are ineffective and that they should be suspended…or ELSE!

A Federal judge blocked the proposed merger of Staples and Office Depot, saying that it would hurt competition because, you know, there’s so much profit built into that 39 cent pack of Post-It notes.

A Federal judge blocked the proposed merger of Staples and Office Depot, saying that it would hurt competition and frankly the judge is right.  But after the merger, I won’t have the option to decide which place I’ll avoid and instead buy my supplies online!

A Top UN official said that the UN is not meeting its goal set in 1945 to prevent wars.  In related news, no shit.

Rhode Island’s Roman Catholic bishop said he wants to smell holy incense, not cannabis, in Providence’s cathedral and warned state lawmakers against transporting young people to “the land of oblivion” by legalizing marijuana.  “That’s the Centennial State”, replied an offended Colorado.

 

 

 

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