World Local News – Man Purchases Gun After Accidentally Shooting Himself

Perth Amboy, NJ – Reggie Kolter was slightly injured today as a gun that had been placed on a nearby couch fell to the floor, discharged and shot him in the upper leg.

“It hurt a lot, a heck of a lot more than I expected”, he said, nursing a large bandage across his thigh. “In movies, it doesn’t look like it hurts that much.”

In response to the injury, Kolter hurried out and purchased another gun and placed it safely across the room in his house.

“If everyone had a gun to protect themselves from accidental gun injuries, then the world would be a much safer place”. ┬áHe added, “guns don’t kill people, but in this case a gun hurt a people, namely my thigh.”



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