PAXAWATCHEE – Ed Lum Monday purchased two Willows, a Palm, an M80 and 15 Roman Candles to ostensibly use for signaling trains. “Well, I filled out the paperwork and agreed to it, so what else could I do?”, Ed remarked, “I really hadn’t thought this all out at the time, I guess.”
Staff at the Fireworks Exploda-paloosa Tent were stymied as this had not happened recently to their recollection. They were unwilling to comment but maintained that this is actually what is supposed to happen.
As Ed got into his car he muttered “now I guess I gotta go find a train to signal”.